Sunday, June 27, 2010

mccviii

Dear White Member,

You always tip nice.   But sometimes you’re just a
one-joke gag.   Not always.   Now I understand why
you asked me to define cheap.   Surprisingly,
however, you still seem interesting.   What’s
your stance on addiction?   You’re plenty
tall enough but I can’t hear the danger
sound.   Would it be okay if I just
call you “The Lawyer” from
here on out?   Let’s try that
naked new year thing
we talked about at the
fascism rally.   I lost
about 26 pounds
last week so
please don’t
unfriend me
just yet.

Lots of Mustard,
Circling a Diet 7-Up