I’m in detention, give or take.
What else is Christmas but a
lot of dating the needy? I
think I’ll have a good
meal to frustrate sex;
you must be tired as
hell from tugging at
love. Me, I’m having
a drink with a popular
corrective. He obviously
likes me and we’ll be great
friends. What else is fun
for me? Grown-ups are
complicated and spending
all this time getting close
will pass, I guess. But
there’s really no point
unless you’ve got some-
thing to buy. It’s hysterical,
really. Mergers are inevitable.
