Friday, March 04, 2011

mcccxlvii

God grant me the serenity to be as I do.
(or Wow, look who just went public!   Ouch!)

Aw, look who’s the last to learn that
public photo comments are the new
instant message?   I say be loud &
proud, Dear.   And when you get the
urge to tell your man you love him,
ALL CAPS, BABY!.

So what if the biggest ho of all is
exhibitionism, which comes in
all shapes and sizes, all colors and
dimensions, is as radical as it is
conservative, as democratic as
it is exclusionary, and, way more
often than not, is auto-erotic?

Plus it’s very difficult to wad up
and stick up somebody’s yoohoo cuz
THEN IT WOULDN’T BE SEEN!