Wednesday, May 30, 2012


My chin hasn’t seen sunlight in several months.
                                           —Jeffrey Todd Henson

Dear Heavenward,

At what point does the language evolution become
too much for you to handle?  Or when do you go from
being all cuddly with it to being a curmudgeon?

I keep canceling the information update.  My inclination
is to put that extra l in the word canceling.  I remember
when I stopped using it.

                               Keep ’em comin’ like earthquakes,
                               Snooter (on AOL)

He’s taller when he has shorter hair.  Much shorter hair.
                                                                               —C. Soule