Monday, June 04, 2012


Is that money in your pocket? Or ya happy to see me?
                                                           —Britney Spears

Nobody listens to techno.  OMG.
Candy Monica dog (Oh god,
in my next poem of course).

What are the first three words
that come to mind when you hear
the following phrase:

“Broke Str8 Slut!”
To which he replies
“Oh, Julie, we’re going to have

so much fun.”  I cannot express how much
her name is not Julie.

I put the piece in the fireplace