Wednesday, January 16, 2013


I went on a date once with a girl I
really wanted to get serious with. 
She was smoking hot.

Don’t you think I’m the Ruth
Westheimer of Pine Street?

blatteration – a senseless roar
                     or bellowing, as a calf.
                     (paraphrased from Samuel Johnson’s
                      Dictionary of the English Language, 1755)