Tuesday, March 05, 2013

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Peek-a-boobie

     I have a northern erection.
                                —overheard


Hey, that’s an uber-stylish cut (it was a
trick question, by the way).  Let’s rest
before we face another mood.

So we rest in our tall black seats (a
greedy one snoring away beside us)
at the salon school celebration.  Where

Ariana Giselle Illuminati (actual name)
knocks herself out chasing Lil Kim
from Donna Summer.  Her head hit the

floor like a cucumber.  Nobody came
shooting through a pipe like a
Costco receipt (as you had predicted)

but it was nice to be a hero.  I’m sorry
you lost to Bette Davis (yes I really meant
the big hippo) though I’m surprised how

much of it you have left.  In my nature
there’s a silver screen stuck under my
eyelid blinking Heaven’s Gate as if

cliche.  Whose masterpiece will you be
in forty years?  Another piece of intercourse
that won’t allow the children in?  Sure, it was

floppy like the Spice Girls, but who honestly
likes being inside a spice.  Only friends are so
easily tempting.  That’s why speaking porn

is totally how to handle it.