Contrary to popular belief,
I do not want to die young.
And now for the arrival of
Sally Mayonnaise (with
kudos—and apologies—
to Sally Mayonnaise). And
you thought your day was
getting creepier. This has
got to share more than just a
few similarities with French
kissing a mountain lion.
Otto says I’m still in a
dollop. Maybe that’s it.
I’m not saying it’s a problem,
especially considering
my current view of the
city from the place I
call home (in my very
own world). While
the first thing I do
with any machine
or program or what-
ever that has the option
is turn off the auto-correct,
I recommend that, especially
if you correspond with me
on any basis, you check
every box available;
keep that sucker going
full grammatical, even.
Because you are always
much funnier than I am.
