Price
packaging beefs up the social
force of the time.
—Rob Halpern
I feel puffy
so I have a
glass of wine.
It’s good stuff;
I was once the
co-captain of
its fan club.
Boy, do I
ever remember
our trips to visit
the auburn hills,
the swanning
and ducking
through villages
you might miss
if you blinked.
Everything was
very vintage
back then (like
tax deductions).
I’d swallow the
entire horse
were it not
for the fact
that Andrew
is in town.
After-
wards, the
stinking
steam!
