are you using time travel?
can you pass me those snacks?
i’m really energized because
i’ve made a plan. it’s dramatic
and not very intelligent. it’s
utterly amazing how we mis-
conceive our very own person,
find we need a lot of help with
translation. like realizing i’m
actually a drama queen and not
the bastion of stability and even
serenity that i always assumed
that i was. i walked around for
years like such a bastion when
i should have rather limped along
more appropriately. this sort of
thing causes confusion for every-
one. also i’m old a little when
i should be much more alert.
and too damned sleepy. i’m
very collage-friendly, too.
which toothpaste is yours?
