i always imagine bill giving me a bit
of a tut-tut whenever i write without
caps. life’s better when you under
estimate the gravity of the situation.
you be the judge, though. was that a
chuckle or did you just puke a little?
you’re a strange person. there’s just
too many cancer-causing devices.
i know what you mean but i can’t
hear you right now. something
squeaked. it’s just me in the
shower after two jugs float
over the sulfur baths and
i get the most spiritual
massage ever, one that
nearly came with a
happy ending.
