long as Gene Rayburn was hosting (most especially if
he was having a particularly annoying day). And then,
let’s see, my best case scenario to round out the panel would be Richard Dawson (of course!), along with Charles Nelson Reilly (most absolutely!), Betty White,
Bob Barker or Jack Klugman, depending on the day,
and Nipsey Russell. And when it came down to my one-on-one, because of course I’d be a finalist, much as I’d love to go toe-to-toe with the likes of
of Charles Nelson or Betty White, I’d go, and without
even a moment’s hesitation, with the pro of all pros for the final question: Our Dear Mister “Kiss,” Sir Dick Dawson.
I’ll do my best to turn this one into the vaguest riddle – like something I’d not possibly say to a Sphinx, she being a she. So let’s make it Greek,
switch the sex to an Androsphinx. I imagine a pair or three, non-concretized, (so with actual Sphinx flesh!). Is it working to relay my love of something un-human that
I can’t live without? Perhaps. But I’ve learned to live without most anything over the past several years – at least in fell swoops. Sex. Texts. Dollars. Human engagement. A domicile. Walls. A bed. . . .
But one constant remains: the city wherein I resolved so many years ago to call, and so lovingly, home.
Why don’t I take those long walks walks around the lovely, multivarious neighborhoods in my lovely city like I used to do on such a regular basis;
locales I’d see so often? But now, for so many of them it’s been years, or as long as a decade, like the duration it’s been since I’ve taken that short hike
over Mount Tamalpais to the amphitheater, or driven down or up any stretch of High way One, felt the warm sand between my toes traipsing Grey Whale Cove half-
naked or crossing over the Golden Gate Bridge or the Bay Bridge. No more excuses!
Homosexuality is essentially being alone. Which is a fight against the capitalist bosses who do not want us to be alone. Alone we are dangerous. —Jack Spicer
While reading this sonnet, you’re re quired to wear an ass-colored bonnet. Because being gay is being happy alone. The fight against capitalism is just an
extra added bonus for z-friends. And that’s no snooze. Snoozers lose. So I’ve slept a lot, perhaps, being such a loss, but shut me up. You’ve heard this
all before. But only you. Only you. As I was saying, bun-colored biscuits, hearts with no tacks, no tackiness. Or maybe just come with me to the emergency room. How
tacky is tachycardia? It’s the middle of the night and I’ve been watching too many commercials.
All Paths Take Me To Just Beyond Where I Can See From Here And Then A Blockade Is Reached
Yes, I keep saying quartets when I mean quatrains. I’m going through my photo graphs, something I do in between bouts of being actually busy, putting in proper
dates, tagging names to faces, deleting dup licate files. I’ve been doing this for years but
in its current iteration now I’m up to March of 2015, and while I never used to give away dates
in here this easily, I’m concerned that, since it was soon after that year, let’s say, when all of my big troubles began, I’m now worried that going
through the remaining 11 years of photos might also
get a bit too depressing. Might be a repeat. But
so much time has passed, it’ll probably be more,
oh, I don’t know, I don’t like to think I’m that too
nostalgic, have gotten some criticism from people
that know me that maybe I should find a new hobby since, well, the past. And I had one. And it was pretty good up until, again, around the middle of 2015. Hell broke loose slowly after that, and in
evitably I wind up here, typing you this short means of an escape from what that same past has now, inevitably gotten stuck inside. So what? Well, I might just learn something about myself,
I think, a rebuke of the criticism, that suggestion clearly made by the few who know me and do actually care about my well-being. Lately, I’ve been thinking a lot about the fact that almost
no one I’m in contact with these days, especially locally, knows me from before that year. Who I was pre-2015. And that year was pretty fun, on the whole. To pinpoint a moment where things
fell apart, still, would be toward the end of that year, or it could go back to the previous one. When
did the good times end? What, if anything would I
call good times since? What are the reasons that
those seem to be so significantly rarer these past few years? Anyone might say that it does not have to be this way. But my focus has been so significantly on bringing myself back to a
contentment, a happiness replete with pleasure, that existed before then. But did it? As those years and the one in which I exist grow further
apart, am I losing objectivity about such things?
As an artist, I’ve conversely always been more left- brained than I have been right-brained. And I can see the formula that I followed for years that seemed to work so wonderfully. But is that
just a fantasy, a mirage that my supposedly analytical brain is giving me. False memories or a false sense of whatever I was feeling and whatever stress I went through back then as
opposed to that which I go through these days? I stare at these pictures from back then, with its up-to-then imbalancce of pictures of me, often
just my face (a selfie), and wonder, but cannot
look inside each photograph’s face to be able
to more scientifically discern the differences that exist due to the passing of this growing percentage of my life’s duration. Perhaps it’s
time to shake up all of my routines, take up alter
native hobbies from selfie cataloging. But the photos
ease my mind so. Would that life were so easy as
up being down, down being up, etc. I want to relive
without living it again, just to include the edits that
come from having this life. But of course that is just
fantasy. How can I shorten those old long-term goals to fit within this reality? Is the key to feeling
like I have it all just a mind-trick? Do I need a new pair of glasses? What can I dredge up in order to make any kind of substantial breakfast? How do I get over this one last hump? I keep asking myself.
Whether or not these are the right questions to ask.
Perhaps I should be sleeping. Instead, my mind is racing at a dizzying speed, so much
so that I cannot stop it to focus on a damned
thing, nor sleep. And there’s much too much
that needs to be done. Yet (and for example)
I’ve no money. There are a few pennies in a
plastic tub in my closet, but didn’t we stop mak
ing pennies – can we even use them anymore?
So, the persistence of being so broke. Which indeed I am, and most especially now. My weekly box of food did not arrive – it usually arrives on Monday, every once in a while on
Tuesday, but it’s now Wednesday. I’m sitting here in the dark, and I don’t want to write on this subject any more – even though swim ming through my head are a million pieces of
the story of what I have already begun and now want nothing more than to end. I’m missing any
sense of ________ [insert either: humor, taste,
smell, sight, direction, camaraderie, belonging,
self]. I have lived in this city for over twenty-
five years now. I’ve grown to loathe conveying
these feelings of depression. Which most often (or most always) comes with some positivity, an
I can do this attitude. While the notion that I might not be able to grows within me. It’s that clock ticking, the age factor; deadlines, which are what I’ve built a career around making
with flair, keep moving to a later date. Plans get swept under a rug in hopes they are for gotten. This just isn’t me. I look to my left, searching for a good way to transition into a
better life, a way to finish what I’m saying without having stepped backwards. Nothing like that exists that I can see, either left, right, directly in front of me, or (and my neck hurts
as it always does these days) when I crane my pained neck around) on the wall behind me. I
so want to laugh. I think of turning on the tele vision, but something had caught my eye when
I first looked at the wall beside my bed. I look to my left again. It’s a book’s cover art (of course it’s a book). There’s a cigarette hanging from a dog’s
mouth. The book is portrait of the artist as a young
dog, stories by the poet Dylan Thomas. I can’t
recall having ever read any poetry by him,
but he’s someone that’s on my list (when I’d
picked it up from some Free: Take One box,
I had assumed that is what it was, poetry). It’s
the bottom half of the cover of the book, the dog seemingly mimicking the author (I assume) who’s
pictured on the top half with a cigarette poked
at an odd angle into his mouth. Mirror images,
I suppose, the poet and the dog, with cigarettes
dangling. Well. I suppose that I will go with that.
And a hopefully somewhat redeeming word of apo
logy to you. Now, have I done anything at all here?
Has my dignity been regained, in the very least? I sit a moment and make the assumption that it has not. So, uphill I must go. Or else, right?
(This one is after Diane di Prima’s “Prevailing Foods at Times” from her book Dinner and Nightmares.)
Mom gave birth to four children in three years. It might take a beat for you to realize, then, that there were twins, who were two years
younger than me. Then, a year later, came my sister. I had the place and all of the family’s att ention to myself for nearly two
years, that’s it. All this is to say that when it came time for supper (which, in Arkansas, is what other
folks call dinner), it was every
kid to him or herself. After first help ings were served, there were rarely seconds for anyone. And there were only a few regular suppertime meals
that my mother would prepare for us for our family evening meals. They were something like this:
Hamburgers (my dad raised a few cattle, so we always had a freezer full of beef) and French fries (from frozen sometimes, but most often from our garden’s potatoes)
Tuna casserole (this was my least favorite of regular meals – it had cream of mushroom soup in it – Campbell’s condensed, of course)
Fish sticks (frozen) with French fries (see above) or macaroni and cheese (Kraft from the blue box) and probably some green beans – I think these came from cans, but they could have been from either our garden or my paternal grandparents’ garden
Beef stew that sat in the Crockpot all day with potatoes and carrots
Fried catfish and hush puppies – this was one of my favorites, but it would require that someone went fishing and had some luck that day, and I despised fishing, a common pastime of my dad’s and his parents on weekends.
Breakfast for dinner – fried or scrambled eggs, toast, milk, maybe a hashbrown (from frozen) and bacon or ham. (It’s possible I’m misremembering this one, but I’ve always loved breakfast for dinner.
Sandwiches (usually baloney, sometimes cold ham) and potato chips (usually Lay’s regular)
Sloppy Joe’s – which was also one of my least favorite regular meals.
Chili with beef (or sometimes deer) and beans with saltine crackers.
Pizza from a frozen box
Pork chops or pork steaks of some sort, pan fried, usually with macaroni and cheese and green beans.
Salmon patties - made from canned salmon with added saltine crumbs and egg, fried in a pan.
Type 2 diabetes. How many of you in here have type 2 diabetes, show of hands? Did you know that you can be diabetic for years and then one day, poof!, you’re no longer
diabetic? How about that? Oh, I have a walk-in
closet at my new apartment. How many of you,
you know, as a child....? How many of you dreamt of
having a walk-in closet? I know I didn’t. But boy,
was that ever a sort of merit badge of wealth we
were taught by the sitcoms in the days of our youth,
am I right? I now can say, proudly and loudly, that I have a second bedroom in the lovely apartment
in which I live. Crazy! That’s crazy y’all. And pimp daddies! Pimp! Daddies! Now don’t you have it made in the shade? You know I’m not kidding! Let’s hear it for all of you pimps out there,
show of hands, we’re all friends, now come on, seriously, raise ’em up you fabulous pimps. We
can complain about each day until our mouths bleed, can we not? I mean, there’s an immeasurable
amount of bitching we can do. But God is most definitely
watching over us, is he not? And that is no laughing matter,
Or that’s what I’ve dubbed it. My Great Idea. It might sound like a scheme, but I don’t do schemes. Maybe you know what I mean,
but what a truly pandora’s box of a sentence that was. Anyway, already I want to change the subject. Mostly because sud
denly I am having a run with the nausea. I almost said the trots, instead, as that is what my Grandma Hazel
would have said to anyone within listening distance and without a seeming care in the world what anyone might think
of her, all six foot two of her (she didn’t just have a command ing presence, she demanded it). Not that anyone would have
looked down upon her for announcing so boldly her bout with diarrhea. It would have been quite difficult to criticize anything she’d say as
she spoke with such a wry sense of humor and with never even an extraneous syllable (but she’d make two out of every normally singular
syllable being from the part of the South in which she resided at the beginning and end of her life). So, the runs. And I’ve now accomplished
changing the subject and the tone of what began as an optimistic and enth usiastic cabin made of words. I mean, it began that way and now wants to
make its final thoughts heading in exactly the opposite direction. So if it grabbed you by the get-go, you’re no doubt a bit turned off
by how things seem to be winding down. If so, I’m very sorry about that. If it makes you feel any better (and do you have Pepto Bismol handy,
by chance?) that initial fantastic idea remains not only doable by all perpsec tives that I can muster, but it is a plan
that I intend to implement. And so
if I say stay tuned for further information, I’d surely mean it, as the plan is an idea most relevant to such pedantic, low-brow activities as the one in which both you and
I are currently no doubt voluntarily choosing to activitely participate. So. I would welcome it if you to stay tuned to these pages for further information on this thing that I call a Great Idea.