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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled penis.

    —Jo Ann Rothschild (from The Book of Penis)

It’s a wonderful book, I might add, full of

illustrations of dicks (I used to call them each

penis, thinking  dick too harsh; is that normal?),

like “Leaning Tower of Penis,” “Landing at Penis

Rock,” and “Ayatollah Penis.”  Each primitively

sketched matching illustration is just as you

would imagine it to be.  It’s genius, if you ask

me (and there’s even a “Genius” penis – right

after the “Ayatollah Penis” and directly before

penises named “Scholar” and “Critic”.  Surely

by now you’re already looking on Amazon
(or SPD or your bookstore of choice) for this 
soon to be classic tome.   If so, it’s from 
Pressed Wafer (they're a publisher of mine, happy
to be guilty as charged on that one), out in 2010. 

And be sure to read the author’s explanation

on the back cover.  “That is all for today”, I say,

aloud, tapping my, er, tipping my hat to you all.