—Jo Ann Rothschild (from The Book of Penis)
It’s a wonderful book, I might add, full of
illustrations of dicks (I used to only use the word
penis, thinking dick too harsh; is that normal?),
like “Leaning Tower of Penis,” “Landing at Penis
Rock,” and “Ayatollah Penis.” Each primitively
sketched matching illustration is just as you
would imagine it to be. It’s genius, if you ask
me (and there’s even a “Genius” penis – right
after the “Ayatollah Penis” and directly before
penises named “Scholar” and “Critic.” Surely
by now you’re already looking on Amazon
(or SPD or your bookstore of choice) for this
soon to be classic tome. If so, it’s from
Pressed Wafer (they’re a publisher of mine,
happy to be guilty as charged on that one),
out in 2010. And be sure to read the author’s
explanation on the back cover. “That is all for
today”, I say, aloud, tapping my, er, tipping my
hat to you all.
