Monday, May 19, 2025

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Jonathan

Watching the Jons
Lovett, Stewart and
Favreau this morning—
it’s Stewart’s podcast—

I’m suddenly reminded
of the fact that my aunt,
when she was feeling
particularly cocky or,

I suppose, wanted to
condescend (for she
obviously thought this
act did such), would

call me Jonathan.
She’s hold a grimace
on her face as she
drawled the entire

name *(Jaahhn a 
thuuun!) with a 
particularly loud 
and whiny nasal 

tone. She’s my 
mother’s younger 
sister, but I just knew
that when she called

me that—just like when
my father called me 
Terrapin (at first, before 
I began elementary

school, before Sanford
& Son
was even a show)
and later, Lamont or, just
as often, Meathead—that

when she called me
Jonathan she was
leveraging her control
over her smarty-pants

nephew. It’s not really
a negative memory for me.
There is nostalgia. But it 
was clearly mean-spirited.

mean-spirited