Wednesday, June 07, 2006

ccxxiv

Good evening from the sympathy ride.  I tried calling you several times to
tell you that the Red Sox were hurting.  There was no number so I wasn’t
sorry enough.  I died and they sent me to Cleveland for still MORE sympathy.
They brought me back to life and we played frisbee for a while but then
I needed a blood transfusion.  The only blood that would work was
Fenway Park so I tried calling you again.  Still there was no answer.  So I
died again.  I’m in hell now.  Awww.  1-800-560-7702.