Wednesday, June 07, 2006

ccxxiv

Good evening from the sympathy ride. I tried calling you several times to
tell you that the Red Sox were hurting. There was no number so I wasn’t
sorry enough. I died and they sent me to Cleveland for still MORE sympathy.
They brought me back to life and we played frisbee for a while but then
I needed a blood transfusion. The only blood that would work was
Fenway Park so I tried calling you again. Still there was no answer. So I
died again. I’m in hell now. Awww. 1-800-560-7702.