Here’s a little story of a guy who doesn’t know when to
beam out. He films separate footage of two languages
because calendar time as described by the Bible
makes those droopy energy beams intercept
swiped light sabres. Which points out another
problem with dynamic hierarchies: The Wonder
Twins are two aliens from the planet Exxor!
I wonder how all those wiretaps are going, and why
two men in masks are carrying machine guns through
the guitar music. “It’s cuz the Lord brought about
a meeting.” Yeah, and only our Lord can sympathize.
Well, I do expect Georgie could do better
than to adapt those two paragraphs for the cinema.
A sun is swelling over the clouds. (Long silence.)
If ever a couple of books were made for cinematic
adaptation, it’s those two—watch them fall onto
our fluorinated cubicle where a rimjob is in progress.
Not to complain, however, as I got these two
wonderful sons out of it. I’m sad to say this verse
is the only one in my collection you authored,
which makes me wonder how the words flew
in the original language. Any two people in
a Volokh conspiracy would be used as human
shields, which explains why those evil guys got
wasted after she was knocked out; and, of course,
brings to mind why it would be a brilliant literary
device to have the harried mother emit a cool
yellow light for added effect. These are all
really funny stats, I know. But we always had
the technology to beam it out into the world. So
why don’t we? No wonder such humor can be found
in Israel. That’s where all the dinosaurs are.
