These are the days of
oops I took the wrong pill
and wild turkeys on the front porch.
They don’t gobble much.
Then I realize
there’s NO TRAFFIC!
Of course not. High up
this mountain of peas
and turkeys.
Even so, I can’t allow
anything but sarcasm
for six a.m. naked waterdance,
moans to the left and moans
to the right,
and the one naked hula hoopster;
can’t take my eyes off her shaved
hula hooper-oo.
Later on Craigslist,
the Air Force “fighting terrorism”
(imagine him using his fingers
for the quotes),
penis at the bar,
some sort of weird rock formation.
It’s the blue warbird
“Keep away intruders!”
and not much better a tune.
A week in a day.
—eloquentlyme@hotmail.com