and the new neighbor’s drilling holes
into the wall. Please take this blue
dolphin to the 50th birthday party
and tell Beautiful Face that I can’t
get out of the bathroom. BF’s a bit
hairy, shy, talky and effeminate,
so I bow out as often as I can
and it usually goes very well
with the blood-dipped roses.
Oops, I almost slipped and fell
into the toilet, which might’ve
broken your neck! That’s
the news from the salt mine
with your hand down my pants.
