Stop beating a dead horse and
learn to be okay with not being
okay. Masturbate with enjambment.
Don’t cut the cheese unless you’re
willing to give an inch. Be true
to something that cannot exist.
Spread the good word. Exercise
your right to explore the option
of an annulment. Try on a pair of
rose-colored glasses. Stop repeating
yourself. Be yourself. Stop whining
and try on a pair of balls. Create an
alter-ego on Facebook and use it to
trumpet your anger. Empower your-
self by eradicating the notion or even
the appearance of perfection. Be some-
body. Thank you for the nude photos.
