I Speak Eyelash
Look, it’s a floppy dead fish
in a jar! It’s Roger Ebert’s
glib but positive review!
I’m so happy not to turn
the channel. Love is
Netflix, after all,
and the title on
this business card
is Pizza Nutritionist.
That’s right, baby!
Mock me and I’ll
send you to a
Fischerspooner
concert without
a date!
