I thought I was a footnote.
Time travel can be so rewarding.
I’m usually there this time of year.
Yesterday I spent four hours with a
semicolon. Anything else to note?
Has the word ‘airbrushing’ become
synonymous with ‘photoshopping’?
I look funny skinny. Am I sexy
when I’m funny? What’s for
breakfast, honey, Pop Art?
Let’s have a moot couple of
years, why don’t we? Yuri
arrives tonight and aluminum-
free odor protection just isn’t
cutting it. Did I go all three years?
Looks like I’ll be in next week.
Which is great because I’ve been
out for an entire year. September
is a good time to celebrate. Sounds
like somebody’s winning at Tetris.