You always tip nice. But sometimes you’re just a
one-joke gag. Not always. Now I understand why
you asked me to define cheap. Surprisingly,
however, you still seem interesting. What’s
your stance on addiction? You’re plenty
tall enough but I can’t hear the danger
sound. Would it be okay if I just
call you “The Lawyer” from
here on out? Let’s try that
naked new year thing
we talked about at the
fascism rally. I lost
about 26 pounds
last week so
please don’t
unfriend me
just yet.
Lots of Mustard,
Circling a Diet 7-Up
