I wasn’t born in jail. We spend
two hours talking about Bolivia
and three hours about how
gold is processed. Clunk. The
numbers are numbing. Dimpled
waiter come on over. That’s
my law of global downturn.
Big storm comin’ like a
silent film. Greek radishes.
I’ve got the capacity for this.
What’s real is it was my
favorite before I even saw it.
I could use another page. Waiter,
there’s a pageboy in my bellhop.
Distill that!
Print your own itinerary.
I keep missing cinematic
opportunities. I didn’t
mean it before but I mean it
this time. Try to rise above it all
with these cool tips.