Wednesday, January 05, 2011

mcccxiv

Nobody laughs uncomfortably as well as you do.

You know what’s funny?  That I have my alarm
set to church bells.  Here, take your monkey.

We can just ask.  Hello, I need an iron.  It’s that
simple.  Wow, that is the sexiest outfit ever.

But you just changed again (rockin’ the 80s now,
I see).  It’s a snap-down; it just snaps down right here.