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Celebrity Taken Seriously

               You recognize like the back of
     nobody’s business
                                   —Bill Berkson

Don’t leave your heart in the elevator
without any boobs.  Go about your own
authenticity.  Call again while crab-

walking but don’t dunk too willingly.

Get with it, Kid.  Erstwhile glitz
is for the sharks.  Invest all of
your boom-boom in snark.