Wednesday, March 16, 2011


Celebrity Taken Seriously

              You recognize like the back of
      nobody’s business

                                      —Bill Berkson

Don’t leave your heart in the elevator
without any boobs.   Go about your own
authenticity.   Call again while crab-
walking but don’t dunk too willingly.

Get with it, Kid.   Erstwhile glitz
is for the sharks.   Invest all of
your boom-boom in snark.