Sunday, May 22, 2011

mcdiii

Hanging Out with the Groupies

Dig past a clumsy nerve to the
post office.   It’s Saturday and
you’re Ikea-anxious but monu-
mental (goodbye proposition).

Going somewhere?   Spend a
week on water.   The coffee
tastes like birds but the
bananas are delicious.

A peach falls from the
hull and into the mouth of a
landlubber.   Jennifer Coolidge
calls Kirstie Alley to recommend

the Cocaine Diet.   Broadway finds
the Baltic and the Sisters of Em-
pathy telethon begins.   The
attire is Viking and it

lasts until about 5am.   Dance
onstage til the in-laws
arrive with a new deck of
icebreakers.   Like

the proper way to say
grandma in Russian.