Why would someone dye
their dog blue?
Sorry, Jordan, for stealing your update. I left
two hundred dollars in the ATM at Walgreen’s
and totally got credited for the entire two hundred!
All I had to do was ask.
And not die of embarrassment.
I wish nothing more than to get boned. To move on.
And that’s not putting it eloquently or appropriately,
is it? What can I do
to keep this? I’m okay. I’m
seasoned. I have to
be so worried to think with
someone else. That’s
part of my mechanism
with exes. Exes and
ohs. I do believe my
life is not a flash in the pan. A total of only
twenty dollars. A
long, happy, utterly
fulfilling life to get skeptical about. To
get boned, bored, and grow a beard.
