Here’s some dick I prepared earlier.
—Margaret Cho
This is the household of tinfoil artifacts.
Last year was a great year for movies.
Except for hot guys.
People are just lonely, I guess.
I love it because I’ve been given the
luxury of living in all of these alternate
universes. In my
favorite weather.
It helps me to generally wake up happy.
And when I wake up happy I want others
to be happy. I
realize how hard I’ve been
working on the happy, and for that I
apologize.
Truly.