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     I have a northern erection.
                                —overheard

Hey, that’s an uber-stylish cut (it was a

trick question, by the way).  Let’s rest

before we face another mood.

So we rest in our tall black seats (a

greedy one snoring away beside us)

at the salon school celebration.  Where

Ariana Giselle Illuminati (actual name)

knocks herself out chasing Lil Kim

from Donna Summer.  Her head hit the

floor like a cucumber.  Nobody came

shooting through a pipe like a

Costco receipt (as you had predicted)

but it was nice to be a hero.  I’m sorry

you lost to Bette Davis (yes I really meant

the big hippo) though I’m surprised how

much of it you have left.  In my nature

there’s a silver screen stuck under my

eyelid blinking Heaven’s Gate as if

cliche.  Whose masterpiece will you be

in forty years?  Another piece of intercourse

that won’t allow the children in?  Sure, it was

floppy like the Spice Girls, but who honestly

likes being inside a spice.  Only friends are so

easily tempting.  That’s why speaking porn

is totally how to handle it.