Do you need me to pick up any
drumsticks?
Did you
hear about the film suspension in
Honolulu? C-o-n-t-r-o-v-e-r-s-y ! ! Also,
every
paper this morning (well, none of it
paper
anymore, at least for me) used the
adjective
“sloppy” to describe last night’s
Golden
Globes. But apparently that was a
good
thing, at least if I’m understanding the
various
contexts (and my consulation with the
Urban
Dictionary) correctly. Because I never
watch
the Golden Globes, always wait eagerly
for the
Oscars instead. And besides, I’m
pretty
embarrassed by sloppy (be it
mine or
others’). In general. So as for me,
I’ll
believe my pal Diane, who seems to be the
one
person on the planet who didn’t enjoy
last
night’s slop-fest. Oh, no.
I may
have just realized that my
real problem is with
democracy.
