is your boyfriend as wasted as mine?
—Alli Warren
just so that some schmuck who’s
googled whitney houston turns up,
eyes double-blinking, here. imagining
the elegant rhyme of schmuck with
the wonderful title a duck is a duck.
or whichever lagoon is richest. or
wherever the lugume is itchiest.
oops, they just served a pork
tenderloin on cnn.
