My Great-Grandma Molly
taught me how to play
dominos and Wa-Hoo
(a home-made board
game now sold as
Sorry™) on her
front porch. The
soundtrack to my
life is stunningly
springlike. Last
night lurked (with
vibrato) instead of
I worked. Note that
I’ve had a very sore
left foot (see photo
of limp, below).
Grandma Molly also
dipped snuff and
collected magnets.
Some of us have a
pair of little persons (?),
one on each shoulder.
Watch them stretch
upward to whisper
into our ears. These
are optical illusions,
but can still be instru
mental in causing
accidents and (for
some, perhaps) get-
ting into heaven. Here,
have a bag of my hair.
