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A Moussed Mouse

Negative empathy for
the disciplinarian.

I’d like to trouble you
with the following urgent

message: your box is
gorgeous! I lurked

briefly over emails
about a foot fetish –

some left foot! Closer
to home I’m in serious

need of a workout –
so hard it causes a

limp. Walking on
knuckles isn’t so

stupid when you
really want to avoid

the podiatrist, avoid
insane, avoid internal

bleeding. The drive
back is never ending,

even though I paid 

the guy over $200.