—Claudia Keelan
I need to empty the recycle bin.
Have you ever noticed how
Don Henley and Ric Ocasek
sound pretty much the same?
I have. However, all is not well
with my household. As I suggest-
ed to you three weeks after my
birthday, I feel old. Shirley
Temple, on the other hand,
shot into superstardom at an
incredibly young age. Oh, the
despondency of redundancy.