I’m feeling kind of
log inside. I can’t
be $46. Could you
ever so kindly find
a way to make a
small parade and
just call me a cab.
I eat a few bitches
of the smashed-
together bagels-
&pretzels. A
shower&coffee
w/ the neighbors
sounds nice, I won-
dered. The total tab,
as it turns out, was
only 22¢, which is
just tabulous!

just tabulous!
