walks into
a bar and
belts out a
very loud and
gargled: E-
MERGENCY!
& just as
everyone
jumps out
of their
seats and
are on their
various ways
to the aisles
(the most pop-
ular route being
bottoms of legs
barely skimming
the tops of vac-
ated seats),
he, Kevin Tighe,
turns his head
toward the pro-
jector and stares
up into it (at me)
and says:
You can thank
me for that one.