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Double Decker

Combat Wombat

         ILLEGIBLE 💙
    Note to self
    (And the rest of
      the kingdom):

No  More  Bags  On  HeadS


“No. I am        And also, coronate Lance Bass
    the                (do not blame the King. This
   King!”            came to me in a DREAM)


        Mega                                           Mania!!
                                   Lo



See!   Hi!   Hello!              Retry for ME.
                                          as King of this
                                          Kingdom.


            PROCLAMAIONS*:

        1. No court jesters necessary
            (the savings are incredible!)
 Also 2. No more rubber soles
 Etc. 3. Eliminate all spoons
        4. Alveoli
        5. Smartphone speaker holes will
            ALWAYS BE TIGHT

*which are kind of like proclamations without the t’s
~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~

Sally Field Is Now Head of
Air Transportation

And also…

All lefties will henceforth
Be regulated to the
            Stockyards.

Oh, I don’t think you’ll
    be laughing long.

Neighing Perhaps.
Neighing perHAPS.

  It’s a sad day in the kingdom
for anyone who
sees illegibility in the
King’s SACRED PAPYRI.