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Welcome to the Worksmack

• complete onboarding paperwork (reams of it!)
• 200 pages of SHAMPOO
• contact Medical
• contact CalFRESH
• administer Phase 3 of Master Plan
• new W-4 completed and turned in
• keep completion of Worksmack docs: #1 priority
• remember: we place top priorities at the top of the list
• it’s Dharmail Glockwood (get email addy)
• Nelly Tinfoily Tolbert (note to self: new character’s name)
• replace lost friends with real ones
• same goes for preoccupation of dodo exes (replace, replace, then place dodos out of mind/out of sight) (note: can check off; but leave on list as reminder; keep up the good work!!)
• pat self on back on occasion
• Email Blur B (note to self: new title; found on Worksmack’s website)
• edit/redo list at the top of every morning
• edit/redo list at the bottom of every day
• social life (note to self; chin up)
• keep one eye on all three calendars at all times!