Thursday, March 25, 2021

mmmcxcii

Chapter 24: Mariah the Pariah and Superstitious Patsy

or, learning
the hard way,
thinks dougless,

whose first
poem, age
ten, was a

sonnet
entitled
“math” –

oh, what
he did
not know

at age ten.
although
even then

the geminian
twins would
split their

studies in
half (gem
got science

and math
and such;
while ini

“mini” took
anything
artsy, and

stretched
it out in
such ways

that an
attention-
starved

nuisance
would
get away

with –
creative
liberty,

one
might
eye-

rolling-
ly call
it. for

example,
not only
would he

recite
“the
pirate

don durk
of dowdee”
in front

of the
entire
class,

but he’d
dress the
part and

act it out,
throw in
an extra

“argh!”
or three
for good

measure.
whatever
the point

of all of
this I
may never

know, but
as you can
see, I’m

very
easily
distracted.

which
might
have

been my
point, come
to think

of it. but
how to,
so as not

to have
taken us
all round

the corner,
definitely
make it.

are we all
most assuredly
and hopelessly

lost?

dancing to Mariah the Pariah