Shingles in the Eyeball
is what Conan O’Brien
tells Sean Hayes that
he actually had once,
in between long bouts
of his iconically wheezy
guffaws.
the two had arrived at
the topic of this malady
by way of a plug for a
podcast that Mr. Hayes
co-hosts, which is called
(and you can no doubt
imagine the connection)
HypochondriActor.
But as both guest and
host were bent as far
to the floor as their
heads could reach,
laughing like man-
iacs, all I could
think of was
Shingles in the Eyeball