a swear bath
if you was
wond’rin’
where it
was our imp-
pish brother
was, I can
tell ye. he
was out all
day down't
the creekbank
just a catchin’
crawdads, he was,
yes, under all the
lightnin’ n’ thunder.
round about seven’s
when paw
whistled dinner
one can ascertain
purt’near anywhere
in town (and most
places out of it)
with that
whistle.
it’s his cattle-
call, too, that
high shrill pitch's
louder than loud
but brother was
down at the creek
with the crawdads
and somehow
hadn’t heard it
either of the
seven times
or so that paw’d
chirped it all out.
they finally
found ’im
n’ had to
drag him
kickin’ n’
screamin’
all the way
up’t the house.
after that he
had to wait
the thunder n’
lightnin’ fore
he could
even bathe
n’ boy’d
he need a
good dousin’
he smelled
n’ all the way
to the high
heavens n’
him swearin’
a’ left and
swearin’ a’
right. and
paw’d have
naught of it,
nope, not
one bit
of that.
so now he’s
finally in it,
and not even
supper, nope.
nothin’ but just
up to his ears
and eyeballs
in a swear bath’s
what he’s in now,
n’ half the
town can
hear him
up there a
screamin’ n’
a hollerin’.
if you was
wond’rin’
where it
was our imp-
pish brother
was, I can
tell ye. he
was out all
day down't
the creekbank
just a catchin’
crawdads, he was,
yes, under all the
lightnin’ n’ thunder.
round about seven’s
when paw
whistled dinner
one can ascertain
purt’near anywhere
in town (and most
places out of it)
with that
whistle.
it’s his cattle-
call, too, that
high shrill pitch's
louder than loud
but brother was
down at the creek
with the crawdads
and somehow
hadn’t heard it
either of the
seven times
or so that paw’d
chirped it all out.
they finally
found ’im
n’ had to
drag him
kickin’ n’
screamin’
all the way
up’t the house.
after that he
had to wait
the thunder n’
lightnin’ fore
he could
even bathe
n’ boy’d
he need a
good dousin’
he smelled
n’ all the way
to the high
heavens n’
him swearin’
a’ left and
swearin’ a’
right. and
paw’d have
naught of it,
nope, not
one bit
of that.
so now he’s
finally in it,
and not even
supper, nope.
nothin’ but just
up to his ears
and eyeballs
in a swear bath’s
what he’s in now,
n’ half the
town can
hear him
up there a
screamin’ n’
a hollerin’.