The Disconnect
The Wonky Paradigm
The Inappropriate Sound
The Reject
The Octogenarian Punk
The Slapped Staff
The World’s Most Depressing Telephone
The DIY Landscape
The Lopsided Haircut
The Hotheaded Masseuse
The Mummy’s Dummy
The Optics of Delusion
The Dignified Reach-around
The Weeping Mushroom
The Slaphappy Disaster
The Taste of Turpentine
The Flea That Wanted Me to Eat It
The Deep-Fried Shoelace
The Musky Muscat
The Teeny Tank
The Seductive Skunk and the Skittish Skink
The Beaver and the Buffalo
The Divvied-Up Diva
The Author’s Awkward Advert
The Twee Girly That Smote Stuff
