Sweet: How was our day?
Toot: First order of business. Resounding!
My day was wonderful. Would you
like a readout on my wonderful day?
Sweet: His day was boring. Ordered olive oil
and had issues. [Pauses for a moment]
Spent a bit of time painting the kitchen.
Toot: [Wondering what color Sweet’s kitchen
walls are becoming / have become:]
Well, what are you gonna do?
Sweet: School me. That’s what. You’re gonna
school me.
Toot: [Now quite satisfied with the business
of the day; very glad that Sweet has
all of next year in which to decide how
to deal with getting an “education.”]
