shitty ditties pain pangs
“these are the symptoms
of foolish behavior.
they flare up on
occasion deep
within the nooks
and crannies of
those perverted
souls of sadistic
spirit and dour
deadpan humor.
do not be so al
armed, my friend,
lowbrow is the
new pop, as
they say. how
ever, and this
should be no
newsflash, but
it was also the
old pop, just
it was your
grandpop’s pop.”
“all i was saying,
dude, was that
perversion has
always popped,”
was the curt
reply to burt,
by his on-again,
off-again colleague,
tim. and on they
went, the two
having just
embarked upon
a romantic
weekend hike.