Herd & Scene at the Bar o’ Petey Portnoy:
“Tough patootie, Doctor Sciutti!!”
“Do your duty, Thom Carlucci!!”
“In a minute. ‘M eatin’ a peanut.”
“Yo, Carlo! May I borrow Charo?”
“Drink your hooch,” snaps skinny
Mister Satchi unsarcastically.
Chirps indescretely our Petey’s sweety's
Cockatoo (she goes by the name Cocka
teetee), “Marlon Brando, Garbo Har
low.” Teetee’s such a dirty birdy.
Not to be out-dirtied, Bertie’s
monkey dunks his sticky willie
into Carlo’s dry martini and
the doctor’s warm bellini.