Sometimes Things Don’t Work Out
guess how many jokes there are
at the end of my joke-stick. aw,
come on, what’s the harm? in
guessing? i guess the potential
is there. pretty much always.
for harm. when guessing. in
a hunch. when you have
a feeling. when you’ve got
a really good feeling. there
can be a wide range of feel
ings, i suppose. i guess.
(where i come from a guess
is the same as a supposition
– if a supposition is something
one supposes, that is [and so
i look it up and sure enough
a supposition is, indeed,
“an uncertain belief” or,
perhaps a bit less blunt,
and yet pretty much where
i, myself, was but a mere
moment ago – where you
were, too – although i’m
guessing, i suppose; but
it’s an educated guess.
and not entirely by coin
cidence, or don’t you
think? . . . : “something
that is supposed”), in
fact, if i may say so,
and i suppose i may,
by which i mean i guess
that i will. say so. in
fact, i say, pretty much
anything might somehow
manage to bring about a
certain amount of harm.
life, experiencing it,
doing stuff, taking any
risk at all, whether it’s,
say, way out on a limb,
or whether it is instead
taking a breath, any
little thing you do
might somehow be
the catalyst for a
certain disaster.
which is the same
as saying
nothing’s
certain, really.
and this is true.
mark my words.
don’t you forget it.
and someday you’ll
think back to this
moment and think
“he told me this
might happen.” and
it did. or didn’t it?
guess how many jokes there are
at the end of my joke-stick. aw,
come on, what’s the harm? in
guessing? i guess the potential
is there. pretty much always.
for harm. when guessing. in
a hunch. when you have
a feeling. when you’ve got
a really good feeling. there
can be a wide range of feel
ings, i suppose. i guess.
(where i come from a guess
is the same as a supposition
– if a supposition is something
one supposes, that is [and so
i look it up and sure enough
a supposition is, indeed,
“an uncertain belief” or,
perhaps a bit less blunt,
and yet pretty much where
i, myself, was but a mere
moment ago – where you
were, too – although i’m
guessing, i suppose; but
it’s an educated guess.
and not entirely by coin
cidence, or don’t you
think? . . . : “something
that is supposed”), in
fact, if i may say so,
and i suppose i may,
by which i mean i guess
that i will. say so. in
fact, i say, pretty much
anything might somehow
manage to bring about a
certain amount of harm.
life, experiencing it,
doing stuff, taking any
risk at all, whether it’s,
say, way out on a limb,
or whether it is instead
taking a breath, any
little thing you do
might somehow be
the catalyst for a
certain disaster.
which is the same
as saying
nothing’s
certain, really.
and this is true.
mark my words.
don’t you forget it.
and someday you’ll
think back to this
moment and think
“he told me this
might happen.” and
it did. or didn’t it?