Saturday, August 06, 2022

mmmdclxxxi

fuzzy sobriquet

hey, hey!
oh, hey, hey!
deadmau5 is here
to stay!
  or at the
very least they’re
here today! nthat
was a test, by the
way.  so what’s your
answer, class?  [you
answer.]  aha!  so!
and very well!
  in
this class there is
no class.  (we’re
unbiased,) no?
incorrect
(answers?).
i mean to say
that in this
class there
are no
incorrect
answers.  (o?)
how ’bout that?
           among
the students is a
dance they like to
call class.  [is it
sometimes
rather 
called 
trance?]
[bingo!]
and how
might we
classify
this fine-ass
class?  oh, but,
yo, we don’t
classify [’cuz
that’s a no-no].
[it isn’t allowed,
at least aloud.]  
well, for one
thing, theyre pro
              noun;
déclassé. and
that’s perfectly a-ok.
[meanwhile, 
5witching to what
they’re actually
doing. . . .]  i’m
sending
out
my
resume 
[uh huh].
so, hey, hey!
said, hey, hey! 
bedhead is here 
to stay! [now
they’re think
ing don’t
blame 
the
dance, blame 
the dancer.]  i’d 
much prefer rolling
my eyes clean up in
to my skull [mau5
ears glowing like a
metronome] and
getting lost in 
some
other state
[they mean
the dancefloor].
thump, thwack!
thwump, thwock!

knock, knock.
who’s there?
what’s the
best state
in which to
work?  why,
the state of
unemployment,
of course.  [nope, 
says our anti-hero,
the seeker] [and
what a sucker!]
[didn’t they mean
to say it
’s the state of
                      trance 
thats number one?]
nope, says the fraud.
nope, says our sucker,
the seeker, getting back
to the beat.  that i
s indeed 
our fair protagonist, the
antagonist.  getting
back.  to.  the beat.
and so [wait for it],
hey, hey!
oh, hey, hey!
trancey-dance
is here to stay!
[beat that, buster!]
[naw.  i’m pretty
sure you got it.]
[and, by the way,
here’s your grade,
an a-plus.]
[keep on shakin’,
bacon!]

doin' the dada