Cranial Flatulence
(more ineligible nopes)
A compendium of Dutch spon
taneity. The rest of us, ground
ed by a grackle, spent 20 weeks
on the New York Times bestseller
list: (with Extended Ovation for a
Life Wronged. This bio of damaged
goods included such quotes as “Ex
eunt the Kardashians” & “A fistful
of s’mores.” The postcard that
came with the book was his obit.)
Ashbunny’s words had been so
confused they made the whole
gleaming universe finally make
sense. The colonoscopy was rad.
