McLearning’s
It takes gobs of discipline to
ignore anything. Let’s push
this absurdity over the cliff.
True or false, I completely
tune out. So, I’m out shopping
for coloring books when I’m hit
with an idea: paint by numbers.
What a blood sport, this education
machine, touts Mo Sheen, our new
Head of History. Lock target on the
smelly halls of corruption. Textbook.
With ammunition for currency. Off
with the kid gloves for a rat-a-tat-tat
that keeps ’em loaded, cocked and dumb.